A Dog's Life

Lead it outside in the sun When I called it would not come

Paint its face up nicely Tie its hair up in a curl Paint its lipstick bright red Wipe the drool up gently

Not like all the others Just one of life's winners Made of something better

So throw the ball up into space Hold the phone up to its face

Lead it outside in the rain Tie it up and pat its head Never speak of it again