Tiny Tina

Last September at the state fair Past the ferris wheel and bumper cars The hypnotist, the jumping goats Forgotten country music stars There was a sign for Tiny Tina From the wild's of Arizona Drinks just a thimble of water Eats just a handful of straw

Tiny Tina, the world's smallest horse Just a dollar to go see her Just a dollar to see that little horse

I rode the teacups, the tilt 'o whirl Shot water guns at grinning clowns I ate funnel cakes, chili dogs, fried beer I saw the largest ear of corn But as the fair lights shone at dusk I stood there in that field of dirt Thinking only of those little hooves Trotting circles in the dark

Tiny Tina, the world's smallest horse Why didn't I go see her? Why didn't I go see that little horse? Why didn't I go see that tiny horse? Why didn't I go see that little horse?