The New Pokerap

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] My name is Ash Ketchum baby! My life is back on track But I've been in the hospital Since Pika shot me in the sack And I don't know all the new Pokemon

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Yo bro, I can help you with that

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing And you take care of the raps

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Alright, let's go! Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Oh, I know these guys!

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Woah!

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Comicwhore Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manatease, Freebase Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Oh, there are more

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked

[Brock (Egoraptor):] We've got Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Don't worry, there's only a couple left

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] How many?

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Uh 300,064

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Nooo

[Brock (Egoraptor):] Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital

[Gun shots]

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):] Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack