How To Be A Human

This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human

They like to drink They like to smoke They like to eat And when they eat it's 'til they choke They like to fight They like to steal They like to lie and cheat And then pretend it's real

They'll turn it up and get it real loud They like to dive right off the stage into the crowd They want it all, then want some more And when it's gone, it's gone and then they'll start a war

This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human

Those city lights light up the fight They shine on all the evil things you do tonight Don't be ashamed, it's just their way It's how the live and not the kind of place you stay

They'll turn it up and get it real loud They like to dive right off the stage into the crowd They want it all, then want some more It's a fact they say they're rotten to the core

This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human

Let's go

This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human

They live on planet Planet Earth They live on planet Earth They live on planet Planet Earth They live on planet Earth

They'll turn it up and get it real loud They like to dive right off the stage into the crowd They want it all, then want some more And when it's gone, it's gone and then they'll start a war

This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human This is how to be This is how to be This is how to be a human

Like monkeys in a tree crawling from the sea This is how to be a human

They live on planet Planet Earth They live on planet Earth They live on planet Planet Earth They live on planet Earth