Classic Masher

Saw you coming my way Put my nose in a book Some crap that you gave me Or something that I took

Man, he looked so good It had to be ooze leather He's so together Oozing like I never could

I bet he's a classic masher He toot-toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they're laughing at you

He's playing dumb You're looking at clothes Straightening his hat Mr. Shnook ho-hum

I shoulda shook his hand I never used to feel bad I never felt so blue Guess I never amused you

I bet he's a classic masher He toot-toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they're laughing at you

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