Ladies Man

Awwww shit! Guess who's back

I put a hamster in a sock And slammed him against the furniture The only bones that broke was my dicks I can't help beeing mushy Because I love pussy I play with more balls Than the Knicks They call me Michael Vick Because after a hot summers day I like to come back to my house And break my dogs neck I get more pussy than animal control I keep it real hot Like the spices in my asshole Roses are red and violets are blue Can I see your pussy? I shot a boy yesterday But I was in Florida So it was ok (AMERICA) What do you call a girl with no legs Disabled

Santa's brother is here In your area Causes mass hysteria