The Werewolf

Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life Made a fairly decent living, had a fairly decent wife She killed him. Ah, sushi knife Now they're shopping for a fairly decent afterlife

The werewolf is coming

The fact is most obits are mixed reviews Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose And the winners, the grinners with money-colored eyes Eat all the nuggets, then they order extra fries

The werewolf is coming. (Extra fries) The werewolf is coming. The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming, yes, the werewolf is coming

I hear her howling, prowling on the hills The werewolf's coming, Bill

Ignorance and arrogance, a national debate Put the fight in Vegas, that's a billion dollar gate

Revenues, pay per views, it should be pretty healthy The usual productions, and it all goes to the wealthy

Still, the werewolf's coming Eh, the werewolf's coming

I'm not complaining, just the opposite my friend I know it's raining, but we're coming to the end Of the world, of the lyin' and the spyin' through Oh, you don't know me? OK, I don't know you, too

The werewolf's coming. Werewolf's coming up The werewolf's coming, and the The werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming, too

I hear her howling, prowling on the hills The werewolf's coming

You better stock up on water, canned goods off the shelves And loot some for the old folks who can't loot for themselves The doorbell's ringing, could be the elves But it's probably the werewolf. It's quarter to twelve And when it's midnight, and the wolf bites

It's a full moon, she really got the appetite The werewolf's coming (The werewolf, the werewolf.) The werewolf's coming (The werewolf, the werewolf.)