Three String Guitar

I got two arthritic legs I got five tuning pegs I've got a bike that chain that I turned into a strap I can't remember the songs that I wrote last week Yeah I've got that

I got thirty seven notes And hundreds of used up famous quotes And cliches on the wall My songs are like trees in the forest No one hears them fall

There are so many things I can do with just three strings Still nothing gets dropped into the hat I don't steal melodies And sometimes just change keys Song masturbation, yeah I've got that

But all I need is two To write better songs than you