I Don't Like Me Anymore
NOFX · First Ditch Effort 2016 · Track 06 of 13
Written by Eric Melvin, Fat Mike
One morning I woke up Scratched my balls and eyes I looked into the mirror And got a big surprise I don't know who this person is But I've seen his face before A face I don't want to have to face I don't think I like me anymore
When I run into old friends Their eyes seem to dart away I wish I could remember All the shitty things I say Then one day my best friend said Something I'd never heard before You've done so much for me and I love you But I don't like you anymore
Someone lock the door I don't like me anymore Here comes media whore I don't like me anymore I heard this story twice before I don't like me anymore Pop punk claiming hardcore I don't like me anymore
Was it something that I've done? Was it something that I've said? Was I having too much fun? Did I dropkick someone's head? I turn on the TV And I don't like what I see There's an old punk rocker acting like a jerk And that jerk looks a lot like me
Someone lock the door I don't like me anymore Here comes media whore I don't like me anymore I heard this story twice before I don't like me anymore Pop punk claiming hardcore I don't like me anymore
A catastrophe I'm certain Hit the lights and drop the curtain Organize a mob and rush the door
Peel me off the floor I don't like me anymore A burning open sore I don't like me anymore People say they love me Then ask for something more The never-ending story A filibustering bore
A pompous dinosaur I don't like me anymore Why does being nice to people Feel like such a chore? I act like your clown But feel like everybody's whore A sober fact I wish I could ignore
I don't like me anymore