Cookies!
NINJA SEX PARTY · Attitude City 2015 · Track 11 of 13
Written by Brian Wecht, Dan Avidan
Ninja Brian, I think I figured out where our quest to be the worlds most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a truly satanic jam. Are you ready to get evil? Yes, this is perfect!
From the darkest pits of the deepest well We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from Hell You curse as the name passes your lips With the two horsemen of the rock-pocalypse
Flying on the backs of flaming horses We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses. I'll kill your dad and scream obscenities The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
Death and destruction are all around We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down We are the nightmares you should be afraid of There is just one thing we love and that's:
Cookies! Cookies! Yaaaaay! Cookies! Pass the milk, please! Everybody loves cookies, hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH God SAVE ME I SEE DEMONS
All your nightmares have come to life The horror survives in the darkness of night Take a final breath in our realm of hate And wish for death as we eat this plate of
Cookies! They're the taste of happy! Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone! THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME! Everybody eat some cookies today!
That fuckin' do anything for ya, Megadeath?