Fairytale For The 21st Century

Once upon a time... Ugh, forget about it

Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Twenty-first century Twenty-first century

This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century

Prince Charming can wait for me I'll drop him a line if-and-when I am free Tell him he can keep his big white horse 'Cause I'll be drivin' up in my brand new Porsche Mr. Charming can keep his castle-and-all 'Cause I'll be at the club instead of that lame ball This is what a fairytale's supposed to be Supposed to be-e-e

This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century No, I'm not waitin' on Someone to come and rescue me This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century Not gonna let someone Tell me who it ought to be

Snow White, and Mopey, Dopey... And all of the rest To keep her company She she bit the apple [?] Wait on Mr. Right to set her free Cinderella played in the dirt with the mice Trying on shoes but it's all very nice Tell 'ya I got better things to do Than sit around waitin' on some dude

Oh, my hero... Are you kidding me?

This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century No, I'm not waitin' on Someone to come and rescue me This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century And my happy ending All depends on me Oh-oh-oh-oh Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century

Magic kingdoms and once-upon-a-time Ain't gonna fall for no nursery rhyme Forget the talking mirror and all that mess 'Cause I will never be a damsel in distress... stress stress stress

This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century No, I'm not waitin' on Someone to come and rescue me No, no, no This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century Not gonna let someone Tell me who it ought to be Oh-oh-oh-oh Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century Twenty-first century This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century This is a fairytale For the twenty-first century