Viagra (Skit)

[Ludacris::] Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..

[911 Ladie::] 9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?

[Ludacris::] Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem

[911 Ladie:] Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK?

[Ludacris:] No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!

[911 Ladie:] Escuse me ?

[Ludacris:] I took one of them Viagras for the first time

[911 Ladie:] Word?

[Ludacris:] And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one

[911 Ladie:] OK..

[Ludacris:] And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over

[911 Ladie:] Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..

[Ludacris:] Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help

[911 Ladie:] Hey girl, Lisa!

[Lisa:] Hmhm ?

[911 Ladie:] Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address

[Lisa:] I got you

[Ludacris:] Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!

[Lisa:] Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way...