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How To Slice A Whore

LORDI · Scare Force One 2014 · Track 02 of 10

Music: Mr. Lordi, OX · Lyrics: Mr. Lordi, Tracy Lipp

Have you ever felt like this Pissed off at your bitch We've got a way for you to scratch that itch Our step by step dissection kit Is sure to do the trick No more of that face that makes you sick

So call this number And order now Guaranteed dirt slumber We'll show you how

10, 9, 8, 7 6, 5, 4 3, 2, 1, That's how you slice a whore

Scoop out those eyes this way For seeing other guys Carve off her lips for telling all those lies Scissor off her finger tips For gutting hang her by this Butchers hook inserted through the spine

So enjoy today Cause you will get caught But that's A-Ok Cause now the whore is gone

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