You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Just face a music, you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, Given a choice between you I'd take the seasick crocodile! Seasick crocodile!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!