A Woman's Rant
JO DEE MESSINA · Me 2014 · Track 08 of 12
6 am I'm out of bed, I stumble through the haze Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day One thing to another, there's no time to stop I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' til I drop I'm taking care of everyone, oh, my heads in a spin I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this
Before I leave the house, I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks Laptop, cell phone, find my keys, feed the dogs before I leave Everybody's needs are my responsibility It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah
Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve
There's so many things that I can't begin to understand The differences that are between a woman and a man See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay
Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way They say we are the weaker sex, I'd have to disagree I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these
Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve
Botox, peels, exfoliate, we have the babies, lose the weight Laundry, dishes, up all night, I try my best to get it right
Husband, kids, work all day, I got PMS and PTA Find the thing my kid can't find, I need a drink but there's no time
So many things I have on my list No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a... WITCH
Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve
Ha ha ha, what was he thinking?