Drinkin', Smokin', Cheatin'

I ain't been drinkin', but if I was drinkin' I think I'd be drinkin' bourbon And right now you'd be a blur And I wouldn't hear a word Cause I'd be good and drunk That's for certain

I ain't been smokin', but if I was smokin' I know I'd be smokin' weed When you blow all our money I'd laugh, it'd be funny Cause high as a kite is where I'd be

I love you, baby But sometimes, baby You dance on my last nerve And I get an insane kind of urge

I ain't been cheatin', but if I was cheatin' That's right I'd be cheatin' on you I am just daydreaming Thank God I ain't been cheatin' Cause if I was I'd be losing you

I ain't been drinkin', smokin' or cheatin' Cause if I was, I'd be losing you